February 2009
123 posts
HOLY CRAP GUYS →
I’m getting better at this whole audio...
So, I was minding my business on IRC, talking about Kalle and Obama, when suddenly
Can I still eat you?
what
you're the baby I was meant to eat
I am not a baby
Oh.
I am... incredibly confused.
January 2009
52 posts
some silliness that happened during band:
Widrick: [referring to the percussion closets] Yeah, there's all sorts of goodies in there that you'll never find because you never bothered to look.
Wolfgang: I found a dead body!
shaon2992: KATON, THIS IS AN INTERVENTION
shaon2992: A Parenthesis In Time
On an illustrated and bass morning, Katon sat on the butts. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His butt ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect your mom to love someone with a backward butt?
Polar, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a struggling brother banana, all on a summer's day. I wish my your mom would shame me, in her own activating way..."
"Do you?" your mom sat down beside Katon and put her hand on Katon's butt. "I think that could be arranged."
Katon gasped vertically. "But what about my backward butt?"
"I like it," your mom said inherently. "I think it's ageing."
They came together and their kiss was like a butt butt butts... butt butt..
"I love you," Katon said rapidly.
"I love you too," your mom replied and shamed him.
They bought a bloopie, moved in together, and lived nominally ever after.
shaon2992: WE KNOW
shaon2992: WE _KNOW_
djkaton: ...
djkaton: hahahahahahahah
djkaton: I love butts.
shaon2992: THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, KATON. THIS HAS TO STOP
djkaton: HOW COME?
shaon2992: WE CAN'T LET YOU SHAME EVERY MOM ON THE PLANET, KATON
shaon2992: YOU HAVE TO STOP SOMEDAY
djkaton: :(
djkaton: NO
shaon2992: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU RUN OUT OF MOMS TO SHAME
shaon2992: _WHAT HAPPENS THEN_
djkaton: I MAKE MORE MOMS
djkaton: ...
djkaton: oh god I have a problem ;o;
It was Christmas Eve. Katon sat smoothly in bed with your mom, sipping special eggnog.
HEYO
Bloopie finished packing. Ever since Mushed Taters, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Bloopie had been icky.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing ate her, all was bad. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going at the table to become a sticky silverware.
Just then, there was a gooey knock at the door. Bloopie opened it and stood there intensily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her arm.
When Bloopie came to, Mushed Taters was holding her eyes and looking sweet. "My love," Mushed Taters said honestly, "I'm sorry for the yummy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a hot island for the last ten years, living with delight. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my mouth in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Bloopie could hardly believe her Mushed Taters had returned. "I will always love you, mouth or no mouth. Besides, you can cover it up with a chair."
They embraced quickly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was well.
THE END
hawt
Twitter. Gotta love it.
mashiankrekku: Yahoo! Answers is amusing.
bloopie: @mashiankrekku HOW IS FOBBY FORMED
Shaon: @bloopie Well, when a mommy fobby and a daddy fobby love each other very much
bloopie: @Shaon eeeewwwww
I managed to craft the most amazing metaphor ever today
oh?
I was talking about my mp3 player and I managed to slip in
"It eats batteries like I eat babies."
...
so
it doesn't
um well
wishful thinking wilhelmina
wishful thinking
This is going to become my quote dump now that I...
[ANR] has quite possibly the biggest fanbase of anything I've ever written which is terrible and I hate you all for it
Why can't you people like my original stuff more
Because we're self centered and egotistical.
because i'm not in your original stuff
:P :P
See, Ranger validated my arguements.
We All Make Mistakes (ANR 4 idea, please don't...
Katon shouldn’t be unhappy. He really shouldn’t be. After the last incident with Not-a-K, he couldn’t forgive himself. The Buddies looked upon him with fear in their eyes. His radio show, formerly a joy to host, became a chore.
He really should be happy. His girlfriend was a girl again. Not-a-K, though he hated what happened, was scared off for good. #radioPSI was at peace, and...
So. I left /door/. At least for now. Hopefully not forever. I’m sick of GSD and I’m sick of the fact that all he ever does is argue with me.
I’m just as at fault as he is, and it was even my idea to add him back to /door/, but… I don’t know. I just left in a fit of rage. They’re probably insulting me but
Goddamn life has been terrible lately between this and...
Ownership of This Game is Treason. →
at this crazy troll business
Shaon Galatea says: http://comments.deviantart.com/4/5204352/956855643 this comment tree is the most amazing one on the planet
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: LEEAAAVVE BEN ALOOONNNEEE
Shaon Galatea says: pahahahaha
(16:12:35) Shaon :: “Wizards can manipulate space using strong magical items such as up and down the stairs.”: Words cannot express how much I hate you. (16:12:41) Reverend Wolf — [16:56:36] Shaon Galatea: ((Wolf/Cirr OTP)): :D
“If you’re passionate about apathy, you’re doing it horribly wrong.”
– Thank you, Cirr.
wolfkazumaru:
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru looked over the crowd, still hugging his DHIORAD close. “Wow…” he whispered to himself. “Rome sure was weird.” He looked from the DHIORAD to the crowd and back again. “Yeah. We’ve come a looong way, baby.”
Your name was cooler when you were !!on fire!!.
Parantology II: OOC Bits
I'd suggest reading these because some of the comments are amazing.
[5: 15:26 PM] *** Shaon Galatea added Wolf Kazumaru★ to this chat
***
Shaon Galatea says: CHAT
Shaon Galatea says: IT IS CREATED
Cirrial says: oh snap
*** Wolf Kazumaru★ has changed the chat topic to "CHAT: IT IS CREATED."
***
*** Shaon Galatea has changed the chat topic to "Parantology II: This Time, It's Not Parantology I"
***
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: >:
Shaon Galatea says: so
*** Wolf Kazumaru★ has changed the chat topic to "Parantology II: This Time, It's Parasol."
***
Shaon Galatea says: htf are we going to get Kaz into this
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: I haven't the slightest idea.
Shaon Galatea says: Para could be like
Shaon Galatea says: chilling with her worshippers
Shaon Galatea says: And Kaz could be like 'sup'
Shaon Galatea says: And Para could be like 'wafdfgd YOU. OUT. >:('
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Para could be like "brb marasphere" and accidentally drag Kaz with her.
Shaon Galatea says: Para probably spent a good few years in the Cirrniverse
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Maybe she missed Kaz's dashing charm.
Cirrial says: http://tools.p0ni.com/?first=Para+goes+to+Marasphere&second=Kaz+is+a+sheep&ad2=&cstsz=
Shaon Galatea says: And didn't leave until Raziel got all up in her grill
Shaon Galatea says: And she's like
Shaon Galatea says: 'eww tentacles'
Shaon Galatea says: And GTFOs
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: so wait
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: If she was gone for a few years
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Wouldn't that put Kaz in charge of her few worshippers?
Shaon Galatea says: Wolf this is like
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Good point.
Shaon Galatea says: 400 years in the future
Cirrial says: IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF BLACKSTAR THERE IS ONLY WAR
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Fully aware.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: AND WHITE PEOPLE
Shaon Galatea says: New idea:
Shaon Galatea says: Articus kicks Kaz out of blackstar
Cirrial says: Blackstar 0.4k
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: That'd work
Cirrial says: I can't even remember how it ended.
Cirrial says: It kind of tailed off with Tachyon being "lol gtfo"
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: "Kaz." "Yes~?" "GET THE FUCK OUT." "k >:"
Shaon Galatea says: Para was small-talking with Tachyon
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Back in a sec
Shaon Galatea says: Kaz ends up being kicked into Paranesia's face
Shaon Galatea says: http://tools.p0ni.com/?first=YOU+ARE&second=A+BUTT&ad2=&cstsz=
Shaon Galatea says: this is going to amuse me forever
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Back
Cirrial says: Hrm.
Cirrial says: How can this start off
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: i really don't think there's any way to work Kaz into this
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: And he's far too un-serious of a character to make it work
Cirrial says: I'm not sure what's happening
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: no one is
Shaon Galatea says: Idea:
Shaon Galatea says: Articus kicks Kaz out of Blackstar
Shaon Galatea says: He ends up in Para's facre
Cirrial says: where is Para going to go
Shaon Galatea says: Para's like 'what the hell' and leaves for the Marasphere
Cirrial says: tachyon is in his realm, planning.
Shaon Galatea says: Timeskip
Cirrial says: Trans501 is all emo in a disused facility
Shaon Galatea says: Para's with her followers
Cirrial says: this is considering a timeskip
Shaon Galatea says: No
Shaon Galatea says: Trans501 went all peacefully
Shaon Galatea says: He's like
Shaon Galatea says: Spokesperson of the Power Apathy Party
Cirrial says: Actually after the end of Parantology I and before Parantology II, Trans501 goes missing mysteriously.
Shaon Galatea says: :<
Shaon Galatea says: Para will have to destroy the marasphere all by herself
Cirrial says: (actually this is like the second main plotline I've never worked on involving Striker giving 501 a second chance and him taking a new identity and body in Neomeme's service)
Shaon Galatea says: Can we like
Shaon Galatea says: start this somehow
Cirrial says: By the time of the timeskip, the Marasphere is like an apple core.
Cirrial says: Most of the sections have collapsed and plugged the holes in the universe.
*** Shaon Galatea has changed the chat topic to "Parantology II: This Time, It's Parasol. Please turn off all cell phones before entering the theatre."
***
Cirrial says: The remaining parts are the ones that were always in the universe proper
Cirrial says: and not suspended in Bluespace
Cirrial says: it's now more like the Maracolumn
Cirrial says: i don't know where to begin
Cirrial says: what was the aim
Cirrial says: slash concept
Shaon Galatea says: I am starting then
Shaon Galatea says: with articus
[5: 32:20 PM] Shaon Galatea clears throat
Cirrial says: yes
[5: 32:22 PM] Wolf Kazumaru★ shuts off his cellphone.
Cirrial says: (( woah: the lab survives for 400 years? ))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((It's built out of concrete and maintained by an Immortal, an AI, and whoever happens to be living with them at the time... so yeah.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Though it'd probably be slightly larger than it is currently, given how often random people [Markus, that one thing from Colourless Green, CP, etc. etc.] decide to stay there.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Yeah, it's probably in its prime right about now))
Shaon Galatea says: ((After Sparkles dies, Kaz abandons it; it becomes the Boneyard))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((And then Kaz becomes really emo until the universe ends. And somehow gains a cult of mutants.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((post damn you Wolf))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((... oh.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((CAN YOU TELL IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE RP'D?!))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((... god damn I suck. There was a motivation for htis walk, but I forgot to include it. Hold on.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((... yeah, no idea how to work "Borrrred" into it. D:))
Shaon Galatea says: ((HI, WOLF, GO))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((I HAVE NO WAY OF TELLING WHEN YOU'RE DONE.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((... where the hell is this temple, anyway? And furthermore, would it have an inappropriately huge door?))
Shaon Galatea says: ((temple is the secret room that is Para' HQ in the Cave. It's behind an illusatory bookcase.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((That hadly constitutes a temple, but okay.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((It's been transformed into a temple after 400 years))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((There. >.>))
Cirrial says: ((wonder what the member list of the EC would be in 400 years))
Shaon Galatea says: ((no clue :D))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((I'm assuming net growth. >.>))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Either that or the few remaining all decided to chill in the lobby-area-thing. :D))
Cirrial says: ((beep boop bip i am articus i are simulator)
Shaon Galatea says: ((Fun fact: Articus is the only god who can even stand the cold. All the other ones tend to /freeze/ and all))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((I take it Articus is chlling in the lobby and stuff?))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Dude. It's just cold enough for frost. It's not like it's Canada or something.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((I assumed you entered the Temple but sure))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((... eh, temple works.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Are you done? 'cos I can't see the writing indication pencil thingy.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Fun fact: Blackstar is actually a town in Canada))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Yes, I am))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Kk.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((yeah that's all I have for that post. >.>))
Shaon Galatea says: ((hello I am done please reply))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Kk.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Kazumaru: Still a dumbass.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Articus: Angry.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((go~))
Cirrial says: ((called it))
Shaon Galatea says: ((he's a giant wolf with ice powers. No way in hell he's going to like pasta.))
Cirrial says: ((I like how a throwaway comment has become a second conversation thread.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Yes.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((:D))
Cirrial says: (( http://tinyurl.com/dftjwc ))
Shaon Galatea says: (( Advice Dog: The new face of Articus))
Cirrial says: ((meanwhile in the cirrniverse NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE HAPPENS :D))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((We'll get there soonish maybe.))
Cirrial says: ((No, I was just trying to join in. :
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((In OOC? o:))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Also, http://tinyurl.com/bvz9xj))
Cirrial says: ((Yes.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((This is going in weird directions.))
Cirrial says: ((Nah, it's more like "COME ON BRO IT'S COO'"))
Cirrial says: (("WE COOL RIGHT? ...right? D:"))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((XD))
Shaon Galatea says: (("I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD. YES, SPARKLES."))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((I have to resist the urge to go "I can't leave, the plot won't work if I do."))
Shaon Galatea says: ((do it))
Cirrial says: ((I don't even know what part of the cirrniverse you intend to go))
Cirrial says: ((and more precisely who you want to meet D:))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Nobody does.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((He'll end up teleporting to Para))
Cirrial says: ((and then kaz was a zombie.))
Cirrial says: ((wait... that doesn't even make sense))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Technically, he already is.))
Cirrial says: ((Pfft, zombie, spirit, either way, you thought you got rid of them the first time.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Done y/n?))
Cirrial says: (("I'm not undead, I'm differently alive! D:"))
Shaon Galatea says: (y)
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru readied the DHIORAD. "Ah yes, the crouch of intimidation..."
Cirrial says: ((hahaha))
Shaon Galatea says: ((fuck you, disappear))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((oh right. Let me revise that.))
Cirrial says: ((ahahahahahaha))
Cirrial says: ((if you transcribe this keep that in as well as the comments))
Shaon Galatea says: ((I'ma split this into 'ooc' and 'ic' and post it into my tumblr))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((...errr... who posts next?))
Shaon Galatea says: ((I am))
Shaon Galatea says: ((not done))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((kk))
Cirrial says: ((hahahaha))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((There will be no jokes about how common this is for Paranesia.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Yes there will))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Oh.))
Cirrial says: ((Paranesia get all the mens.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Paranesia gets all the furries, are you kidding me))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((F'sho.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Post, idiot))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((AGAIN I HAVE NO IDEA OF KNOWING WHEN YOU'RE DONE SHORT OF EXPLICITLY BEING TOLD D:))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((*NO WAY))
Shaon Galatea says: ((beep beep this is the tone that means my post is over))
Cirrial says: ((duhhh, twenty seven))
Cirrial says: ((this is ground control calling major wolf))
Shaon Galatea says: ((post, stupid))
Cirrial says: He's writing
Cirrial says: *(())
Cirrial says: ((and somewhere in the cirrniverse, someone suddenly looks up, says "He's writing" and returns to what they were doing, all wtf))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Will we see a "Cult of the Writer" in the future with that guy as prophet, Cirr?))
Cirrial says: ((Sure why not))
Cirrial says: ((XD!!))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((XD))
Cirrial says: ((Parantologist Cults: What Fourth Wall?))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Is "He's writing!" going to become some sort of /door/ injoke now?))
Cirrial says: ((sure why not))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((you respond to everything i say like that >: I think the spark has gone out of our relationship, Cirr. I think the love's gone. I think pumpkin pie is good. I think it's time to file for divorce.))
Cirrial says: ((where is the love, where is the love?))
Cirrial says: ((Also let's hope I can spin this into an IC thing. Like some Agent writing some ancient death summon.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Welcome to Derail Theater. :D Is that the entire post, Shaon?))
Shaon Galatea says: ((This is going to become the plot of Parantology II. He's writing and only you can stop him.))
Shaon Galatea says: (( also yes))
Cirrial says: ((i demand a place in the turn order after Wolf's next post))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Demand accepted))
Cirrial says: ((but- oh you said yes))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Agreed.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Go, Cirr~))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((We believe in you!))
*** Shaon Galatea has changed the chat topic to "Parantology II: He's Writing"
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*** Wolf Kazumaru★ has changed the chat topic to "Parantology II: He's Writing~"
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*** Shaon Galatea has changed the chat topic to "Parantology II: He's Writing! Do you know what this /means/, goddess?! He's WRITING!"
***
Shaon Galatea says: ((HE'S WRITING))
Cirrial says: ((the words that will end us all))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Is there a red filter over Tachyon as he writes?))
Cirrial says: ((sure why not))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((THE SPARK IS GONE))
Cirrial says: ((he can also carve dramatically))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Wolf/Cirr OTP))
Cirrial says: ((flailing that index finger like a dagger))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Will he take a potato chip... and EAT IT??))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((But can he take a chip... and eat it?))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((FUCK YOU SHAON))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((D:))
Shaon Galatea says: ((I WIN))
Cirrial says: ((his mouth is fused together so no))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Damn.))
Cirrial says: ((When his mouth opens in II it's kind of a WHY SO SERIOUS situation))
Cirrial says: ((in that it pretty much *splits* open))
Shaon Galatea says: ((I love how HE'S WRITING is now the entire plot of Parantology II))
Cirrial says: ((shaon! mau! didi mau!))
Shaon Galatea says: ((oh jesus christ the a capella version of Porky Means Business just came onto my playlist I cannot take ANYTHING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW))
Shaon Galatea says: ((bweek bweek bweek bweek god you people need to hear this))
Cirrial says: ((go, go faster))
[7: 00:14 PM] Shaon Galatea sent file "RC5_26 Pokey Means Business - Katon.mp3" to members of this chat
Cirrial says: ((i'm going to sleep in half an hour
Cirrial says: ((as I have lectures tomorrow))
Shaon Galatea says: ((song is over I can go back to writing now))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Back.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Good. Your turn))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Kk.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((seriously I crack up like every time I hear the a capella version of Porky Means Business. :x))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Said Kazumaru, still convinced he's in Rome.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Cirrrrrr you get to respond))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((.. and not knowing anything about Rome.))
Cirrial says: ((uhh))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Also, only Kazumaru believes that anthropomorphic foxes populated Ancient Rome.))
Cirrial says: ((suddenly FIVE THOUSAND NEOMEME SOLDIERS APPEAR and burn the temple to the ground.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((no you get to decide who's writing))
Cirrial says: ((These guys see Para as a goddess, right?))
Shaon Galatea says: ((God-queen))
Shaon Galatea says: ((erm no wait))
Shaon Galatea says: ((like jesus christ))
Shaon Galatea says: ((they see her as the Jesus of Parantology))
Cirrial says: ((meep))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Is that all...?))
Shaon Galatea says: ((Yes.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Righto.))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((DHIORAD = ultimate symbol of human progress...somehow.))
Cirrial says: ((it's a HIORAD... with TWO hooks))
Cirrial says: ((progress!!))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((:D))
Cirrial says: ((how did I end up as the quasi-DM again))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((You accidentally said OOC stuff IC, that's how.))
Cirrial says: ((Oh, right.))
Cirrial says: ((uhh ideas ideas well the keletians are kind of APCs so I should probably bring in a random PC. ...thinking thinking))
Cirrial says: ((done))
Cirrial says: ((face siding? side facing. it's 12:16 in the morning. D:))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Kazumaru totally sees it as Andre the Giant's face.))
Shaon Galatea says: ((go to sleep. This is a good place to stop. :P))
Cirrial says: ((awkay))
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: ((Gnite Cirr! Don't drown!!))
Shaon Galatea says: I shall go and transcribe this into two pieces
Parantology II: IC Bits
Shaon Galatea says: Articus became incredibly tired of Kazumaru rather quickly; after Paranesia left suddenly, he was the one left in charge of the Temple. He was rather lucky, however; he did not stray near Kazumaru's Lab and Kazumaru did not stray near Paranesia's Temple.
Shaon Galatea says: It became inevitable, however, that Kazumaru would eventually bother him with his presence. The man was incompetant, after all, only kept in check by his slightly more tolerable child.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru trudged towards Paranesia's temple, using the DHIORAD as a walking stick. It was a cold day, and everyone else at his lab was off on some sort of whirlwind adventure.
Or they were dead. That happened a lot, too.
As he got near the temple, he began wondering why he'd brought his most trusted friend, the DHIORAD, with him.
And also why, after four hundred years in this world, he'd yet to acquire a pair of pants.
Shaon Galatea says: Sparkles hovered quietly behind her father, observing the scenery. There was frost on the ground and trees; occasionally, she let out a spark or two to keep herself warm. Articus had been on a walk recently. He must be getting restless.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru glanced back at his daugher. He wasn't quite sure why she'd followed him along. Heck, he'd only started this walk because he had nothing better to do, and thought he should stop in to see his old friend, Articus.
Finally, he'd reached the entrance of the cave. He stepped inside, and immediately felt the relative heat of the area wash over him. It was nice. He wasn't a big fan of the cold.
He nodded to the few ECers milling around the area. Some he knew, some he didn't. Most of them displayed at least some recognition of him; Those that didn't took the hint and didn't stop him.
Shaon Galatea says: Articus was busy in his mind, probably running simulations of the end of all the other gods. He did not notice Kazumaru and Sparkles enter.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru saw Articus, off in the corner, in his own little world.
"Articus, my old friend!" he cried joyfully.
Shaon Galatea says: Articus cracked open his eyes. Immediately, his ears flattened against his skull and he growled at Kazumaru. "What are you doing here?" he asked.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: "Whoa there." Kazumaru said, taking a step back. "Can't I stop in to see my old friend once in a while...?"
Shaon Galatea says: "No," Articus replied, curtly.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: "Why not?" Kazumaru asked. "You're Paraneisa's underling, I'm Paranesia's underling, you like spaghetti, I like spaghetti, we're like two peas in a pod. We really should hang out more, you know. Do you want to go out to Psychotopia with me and grab a brew?" Kazumaru's tone was oddly joyful for a man being threatened by a giant wolf with ice powers.
Shaon Galatea says: "You're incorrect," Articus said. He stood, shaking off icicles. "You are Paranesia's underling. I am her ally; I work with her because we have similar goals. As well, spaghetti is disgusting."
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru raised an eyebrow. "You're minding her temple. That sounds like underling work to me." he paused "And spaghetti is awesome."
Shaon Galatea says: "I do not have to be minding her temple. In fact, I do not have any need to; after that bizarre, three-armed being passed away, there has been no visitors to this place." Articus glared at Kazumaru. "You have bizarre tastes in human food."
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: "You'd think that if it's been that long since you had visitors, you'd be more welcoming to my oddly-silent daughter and I..." The Spirit said. "Espeically being old friends and whatnot." He shifted his grip on the DHIORAD. "I think you've just never had proper spaghetti."
Shaon Galatea says: Sparkles apparently decided not to tag along and was having friendly conversation with the EC members in the Lobby.
Articus growls. "We were never 'old friends'. Get out of the temple before I force you out."
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru looked back over his shoulder. "Oh. Guess she didn't follow me. Anyway... But what about all those fun little brawls in the snow? What about all the good times we shared together, man!?"
Shaon Galatea says: "I will ask you one more time, Spirit. Out."
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: "I can't leave." Kazumaru said. "The plot won't work right if I do. And besides, I'm somewhat curious as to what exactly you plan to do against an Immortal..."
Shaon Galatea says: Articus rolled his eyes at the tear in the fourth wall. "Fine, then, spirit. OUT!" He crouched down, releasing the small amount of power Paranesia lent to him before she left.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru readied the DHIORAD. "Ah yes, the crouch of intimidation--" Suddenly, the spirit disappeared, DHIORAD and all.
Shaon Galatea says: Sparkles poked her head through the bookcase. "Hey, Articus, have you seen my dad by any chance?"
Articus made a motion not unlike a shrug before laying down to a nap.
Shaon Galatea says: Paranesia was having a fine day. Her worshippers were on the ball, and finally on the routine she requested of them. Chronos hadn't even graced her with his presence as of late. She laid back and gazed at the gigantic mural of herself on the wall when suddenly a pantsless man appeared on her chest.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru looked down at Paranesia, whose chest he was now straddling. "Uhm." he started. "'lo, Goddess."
Shaon Galatea says: Paranesia's eyes narrowed, glaring at Kazumaru. "Hello, Kazumaru."
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Without moving off of Paranesia, Kazumaru responded. "So... uh... On a scale of one to fifteen and a half, how common is this for you...?"
Shaon Galatea says: "Twenty eight. Most of the time, it happens to be you."
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: "Oh." Kazumaru unstraddled the Goddess' chest. "Yeahhh... So, how goes, Goddess?"
Shaon Galatea says: "My day was perfect until you appeared," Paranesia replied quickly.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: "Oh. Huh. Well, sorry about that... uhhh... where am I, exactly? When am I?" Kazumaru looked around. "Oh god, I've gone back to Ancient Rome, haven't I?"
Shaon Galatea says: Elsewhere in the building, at this very moment in time, a keletian freezes, shouts the words, "He's writing!" and promptly covers his mouth.
Shaon Galatea says: Paranesia stands up, closing her eyes. "It is not Ancient Rome, as you will find out in--"
The door slams open, an excited group of gray-furred keletians rushing in. "He's writing, messiah! He's writing!"
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru stood up excitedly, having been on his knees until now. "My Goddess! Paranesia, did you the gray...thing? He's writing! Do you have any idea what this means?!" He hugged his DHIORAD, a look of ecstasy on his face despite having not even the slightest idea what's going on. "He's /writing/~"
Cirrial says: Meanwhile, elsewhere...
Tachyon, the Eyes of the Universe, halts, metallic abberations of ears and antennae pricking up in an echo of keletian alertness. Staring at the sigil carved into the wires of his realm, he takes a few steps back. /No. The sensation means nothing. It shall pass./
It was perfect. A fractally recursive icon in a language dead to all but Agents. Language constrained to perfect logic. There was no way the Presence could not miss the underlying concept behind it.
But in his own parasitic universe, it was a work of no importance. Meaningless. Useless. It had to be transcribed.
The work of wires collapses into the writhing, hellish sea of wires that is Tachyon's demented home realm. Instantaneously he is gone, reappearing on a world dead for millenia, standing in front of a sheer cliff, reaching into the skies for miles.
He holds out a gloved hand and begins carving into the cliff with just a single finger.
Shaon Galatea says: Paranesia temporarily ignored Kazumaru. "What is he writing?" She asks this as if she already knows the answer.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: "Who's writing?" Kazumaru asked. "Oh Goddess, is it Plato?"
Cirrial says: The same keletian as before looks pained and quite scared. "He we dare not speak of in these hallowed halls!" He turns to Paranesia. "Saviour! Help us! He'll end us all!" There is growing unrest and panic in the keletian crowd, and more keletians approaching.
Shaon Galatea says: Paranesia was silent for a few moments, then searched through the Keletians quickly for the answer. She scowled.
Wolf Kazumaru★ says: Kazumaru looked over the crowd, still hugging his DHIORAD close. "Wow..." he whispered to himself. "Rome sure was weird." He looked from the DHIORAD to the crowd and back again. "Yeah. We've come a looong way, baby."
Cirrial says: Suddenly, not too far from where Paranesia is standing, there is a flash of brilliant white. Something... vaguely humanoid appears. It looks like it's a twisted caricature of all humanoid shapes, moulded in shiny white plastic. Cyan glowing patterns adorn it. Its head is cubic, with bevelled edges, and slightly warped as to have no right-angles on it whatsoever.
On the face siding, it has an additional symbol for a face. A symbol in a language the viewer knows, conveying "you should not be here" as a single elegant symbol or phrase.
In its hands, it holds two long, thin swords, the blades of which are unnaturally shiny, as if generating their own light softly.
Cirrial says: It points to Paranesia with the point of a sword. "You should not be here. Why are you here?"
The Power Apathy Party was quite possibly the best thing I was ever involved in. It was only around for a month before /haikon/ lost interest in it. The classified EC updates about them were awesome.
New to our list is the Power Apathy Party… I don’t really know what to make of these guys. 7 members strong (the leader, Cirrial, plus Abidusray (Andrew/GSD), Intyalle, Kazumaru...
/door/ on Rubyquest
Cirrial says: The secret of the facility is that it's actually a prototypical self-cleaning facility for future medical facilities
Cirrial says: so it must be tested with as much filth as possible
Cirrial says: Filbert was actually a janitor who snapped and thought he was a doctor
Cirrial says: and this is why he has an obsession with cleanliness
“He stops, returns to a normal standing posture, and smacks himself hard on the...”
– 501, rolling a natural 1 in Blackstarian lore. He’s going to spend an entire RP looking for the manatee he left in a casket. There aren’t even any skull-shaped baskets in Blackstar, that’s the CC.
OH LOOK
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO ENABLE COMMENTS OR WHATEVER
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN REPLY TO IT
GET TO IT, DEVOTED FANBASE
The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me, for you! This offer does have some restrictions and limitations: - What I create will be just for you. - It’ll be done this year. No guarantees when, it will be a total surprise! - You have no clue what it’s going to be. Who knows? Not you, that’s for sure! - I reserve the right to do something extremely...
god my cognitive skills are going down the drain I can’t do things I knew I could do before
I don’t recognize myself in pictures anymore
I don’t recognize my name. Any of them
I can’t tell what I did right or wrong in my art anymore; I can’t tell how art evolves anymore
I don’t know what this is but it’s getting worse
O LAWD IS THAT A MARY SUE
Name: Drakis’Theos Magikos’Rexregis “Drakis” Age: Very, very old Gender: Drakis is naturally genderless, although it can choose from male or female. Species: God of Magic\Goddess of Nobles Description and Physiology: In male form, He has long brown hair and great golden dragon wings. In female form, She has golden curled hair going down to her heels and soft, thin wings of...
OH MY GOD I CAN NEVER WRITE ANYTHING IN WHICH A CHARACTER IS HAPPY JESUS CHRIST THIS IS GOING TO PISS ME OFF NOW SO BADLY
You see that ANR 3 ending? That started off with me actively attempting to write a happy ending to ANR. I, erm, didn’t.
rrgh I am an unhappy person and my writings show this freakishly well
holy crap this is my crowning moment of being able...
Katon patted the head of his girlfriend, sound asleep on the couch right next to Ranger. It wasn’t a natural sleep by any means of the word, but required for the two in order for the invokation to go off with as few problems as possible. Blackleader was saying something on radio. Katon had a headset on and was co-hosting but he was distracted for the moment. In only a few hours, he would...
"Simple Pleasures In Life" (ANR 3)
Katon smiled at Em. Life had been going particularly well. There had been no sightings of Not-a-K in these past few weeks and it was almost time to change her and Ranger back to their human forms. It was going to be a long, complex, and draining process, involving temporarily disabling the protection DJs have as well as the morphing invokation. They had been planning a convention for this purpose...
full-color picture of Wilhelmina and Ranger posing all cool-like from Chickenteeth: $12
sketch from matcab of something: $5
I’m so conflicted, I can only pick one asdgdfg
"A Difficult Decision You Have Made" (ANR...
Wilhelmina froze. Part of her refused to believe what Bozo and Eggstree have said. The Evil Reign of Evil was a big game — just like how Fobbies are Borange was just a radio play, not reality.
“#radioPSI has been pillaging border towns under the disguise of a game,” Eggstree said, with a hint of bitterness in his voice, “and I am mildly surprised they didn’t set...
From Bob to Maria (or, English Class is Fun)
Dear Stephanie,
I don’t understand! What wrongs have I done to you to make you hate me?! I had nothing but loving devotion to you and you were like ‘nope, I hate you’ and
and
and
… your name isn’t Stephanie, is it.
…oh god. THE JAPANESE MAFIA HAVE LIED TO ME ALL ALONG HAVEN’T THEY???
HAVEN’T THEY?!
-Robert Pelloni
Suddenly, ANR spoilers!
Danger She froze in fear of this man. She could see nothing but his aura; blinding white tendrils undulated peacefully around his head. She let go of the headset. She regretted of even thinking of accepting this, though now she suspected she had no choice. “Is there something wrong, Mrs. Scream?” Captain Bozo sipped his tea calmly. She completely understood now; Ranger wishing to...
Oh, hey, there’s a new president, isn’t there.
I wrote this really awesome thing in english. We had to write a letter from different points of view — mine was to write a letter from Bob to Maria, the girlfriend who just turned down his engagement quite rudely.
I took one look at his name and had so much fun.
He spent the entire letter calling her Stephanie before realizing...
Holy crap I've officially found the most amazing...
Kaimyr stared blankly at the sky. She did not think of anything. She hadn’t thought of anything in a very long time. Useless, her mother would often mutter, useless failure of a goddess. Half-gods are almost more trouble than they are worth. One’s dead, a casualty I did not consent to, one is so weak it would be pointless to train, and you here, my dearest Kaimyr, you are a...
1) If you HAD to get a tattoo where would you get it? Right pinky finger. 2) If you HAD to dye your hair a color… Silver. 3) If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get? Stomach I guess 4) If you HAD to change your name, what new name would you choose? I’ve always liked the name Amber, actually~ 5) Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships? Urgh,...
I think I’m having memory issues. I just- I don’t remember things that well.
I try to recall stuff and it’s all fragmented and blurry and I can’t see anything well. This scares me slightly. I keep so much stuff in my head and it worries me to think that I try to retrieve things from it and I can’t find it and sometimes I’m reminded of things and they’re...
[8:20:09 PM] !!Wolf Kazumaru!! attempts to pat out the flames
Crossposted from dA
Lalalalala update on all the stupid things I write~ DEMONIC HUMANITY/TALES FROM TERMINUS/END TO ALL MEMORIES (DH/TFT/EtaM): EtaM’s on hold until I rewrite DH and TFT; DH’s rewrite is on hold until I finish ANR and probably DDI. Expect this to be a total overhaul of the DH universe: I am, for some stupid reason, making a story about poorly disguised furries and why wish fulfillment...