January 2011
48 posts
the 20th GIF in your folder is a summary of your...
doctorscience:
stupidgengar:
mmeeggaann:
-fuukayamagishi:
-celty:
ohhimesama:
K.
hi professah
oh.my.gosh.
well then
welp
December 2010
60 posts
tondagossa: hey did you know that if you cut a hooker in half
tondagossa: and divide the rings by two, you can see how many dicks she's sucked
shaon2992: ok brb
tondagossa: lolll
shaon2992: gotta cut you in half
tondagossa: aww
tondagossa: waww
tondagossa: aww
shaon2992: :>
tondagossa: fuck you hahahah
Reblog if your life has changed a lot this year.
That awkward moment when you realize all the...
doctorscience:
if you’re right handed they face left and vice versa generally lol
50% facing right
33% facing left
4% facing back
13% facing forward
Story hour.
Ethan K. Horan: Tell me a story
blueberrydarking: once upon a time
there was a beautiful princess
named clare
she was the prettiest princess
she lived in a magical castle
with her favorite jester, taco
and her dads, the kings willseph and ricky
she grew up remarkably well-adjusted, as the children of gay parents tend to do
i definitely did not type parents of gay children
anyway clare was the prettiest princess of all time
and her best friend was the second-prettiest princess, shaon, who lived in the next castle over and was sad all the time
clare, however, was a very happy princess and would do silly things like roll in the mud
because she liked to make princess shaon laugh.
princess shaon would smile, but no one knew if she would ever truly be happy
until one day a gorgeous prince and his retinue rode into town
his retainers, mashi and sean, hid in the stable loft and made out for the rest of the time, never again to be seen
princess shaon and princess clare rushed out from their castles. shaon was wearing her best dress but clare was kinda messy because she'd been climbing trees
"i am prince blueberry" said the prince
"I LOVE YOU" the princesses said in unison
and then there was DRAMA!!!
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 55 hey is this one of them "based on a true story" type dealies?
blueberrydarking @ 19: 56 no
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 56 ok
blueberrydarking @ 19: 56 the prince took shaon's hand in his left hand and took clare's hand in his right
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 56
is this legal?
blueberrydarking @ 19: 57 "you are both the most beautiful princesses i have ever seen," he whispered in a sultry manner, his shaggy hair tousled by the sudden sweet-smelling breeze
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 57 omg
then what happened
blueberrydarking @ 19: 57 princess shaon and princess clare looked at each other, not sure how to feel or what to think. should they be mad at each other? should one step aside for the other's happiness?
"no, no," the prince assured them. "i have a solution to all our problems."
"threesome."
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 58 yess
blueberrydarking @ 19: 58 and then they all totally made out
and derek and icebox watched
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 58 and then princesses shaon and clare discovered their own sexuality and ran off together
blueberrydarking @ 19: 58 the end
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 58 i like your ending better
blueberrydarking @ 19: 58 HEY THIS IS MY STORY HERE
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 59 OKAY FINE JEEZ
blueberrydarking @ 19: 59 did you like it
Ethan K. Horan @ 19: 59 I loved it
11th GIF in your folder is the face you will make...
supakitsune:
superlink:
kiyo23:
hydropumpblasty:
pyrosaur:
reversesquiggly:
snoipahkat:
turnipss:
caughtinalife:
-chocolateoriwillcutyou:
wellhellofinnhudson:
vocal-masturbation:
bringlucythehorizon-:
haha this isn’t going to end well
oh
MY
GOD
Oh, well this isn’t too out of the ordinary.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you have no idea...
have a college-level piece my high school band...
WOW →
supakitsune:
purplecoin:
thebeatlesjustmightbegay:
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. BUT IT OCCUPIED ME FOR ABOUT 20 MINS. IT IS SIMPLY THE GREATEST THING EVER.
Is this what it’s like to do every hallucinatory drug at once?
jesus tapdancing christ
sup boobah site
REBLOG WITH YOUR FIRST USERNAME ON THE INTERNET
supakitsune:
kicksatanout:
carcinogeneticist:
whoreway:
coolguynaruto8
BluKyriaki
PandaJun
it was a shaman king referance lololololllllolol
Earliest one I can remember is Icyflare.
DEATH_OMEN
and then DEATH_OMEN_2 when i was on my mom’s computer
I seriously fucking hate..
mashiankrekku:
sean-argus:
…giant ass comment chains on Tumblr thanks to people reblogging the same thing 40 times in a row in order to argue over some stupid point. I MEAN FUCK At least clear part of the fucking monstrous overstretched text comment field so it’s not page stretching hell on my dashboard.
watch as this becomes the latest comment stretching bullshit on both our dashboards...
notes on fantroll contest
You are the NURSE OF SOUND.
LITERALLY ALL I CAN THINK OF:
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. gonna try and cut down on the LOL NURSE RENARD. at most her lusus will be this fine lady
i also have a pretty solid idea of what to do with her land (land of Gust and Boulders) but am completely lost on her trollhandle. hybridEquinox is a really cool username but I can’t see it fitting her at all....
Late bus to rhomboFine: FANTROLL DESIGN CONTEST... →
rhombofine:
I’m making this happen.
===> EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS
1- Contact me either thru ASK on TUMBLR or NOTE on DEVIANTART, stating your INTENTION to participate.
2- I will supply you with a TROLLIAN HANDLE, a TITLE and a LAND.
3- Your GOAL is to DESIGN A TROLL that fits the info given to…
god i wish i pooped rainbows
i would smear shit all over my walls though
it would be bad news
HOPE LOVE & SUB-MACHINE GUNS: Put your iPod on... →
supakitsune:
h3y-d4v3:
kicksatanout:
lepus:
1. Phoenix - Prodigy
2. 10 G’s - The Coke Dares
3. The Kicking Machine - Melvins
4. I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness
5. Seventeen - Winger
6. Murmaider - Dethklok
7. March to the Sea - Pelican
8. Crystal Ball - Candlemass
9. The Nobodies - Marilyn Manson
10. Ice…
1. Super Sadist - Jack Off Jill
2. Stink Mama - Kimya...
