February 2011
54 posts
January 2011
48 posts
faux monstur :: art and stuff: I wonder if there's... →
karkles:
ran-leo:
kattius:
carcinogeneticist:
kattius:
about a boy or girl/newly starting Pokemon trainer who catches a Pidgey or a Rattatta
and trains it up to become powerful and has an incredibly strong bond with it, as other people do with their starter Pokemon
rather than, y’know, starters and Eevees being handed out left and right
technically never written as a newly...
Bad Taste Aquarium: Type how you talk →
turntechgodhead:
-twinarmageddons:
owlthedeadman:
sclez:
dot-motherfucking-cotton:
An’then reblog it or sumthin, ah divn’t nar.
Aaaahh shur’, I couldn’t be bothered writin’ anythin’ interestin’ as I’m too busy spammin’ me Tumblur wit Figurr skatin’, like.
… Jesus I’m…
jesus fuck i
think this is, like
the dumbest thing.
shit.
all aboard the idiot wagon: sort of stuck in "fuck... →
trumpetshark:
nextian:
Yes haha Hussie you have shocked us with your tales of sexual assault in which the lady ends up romantically paired with her abuser, your tales of disabled abuse in which the victim never gets to do one effective thing against his abuser, your tales of a crossed-in-love genocidal…
Read this.
And friends wonder why I don’t like Homestuck as much as I used to. People...
Lauren's guide to falling asleep
charizaro:
Put comfy pajamas on.
Adjust your pillow correctly.
Have something to snuggle with. (I recommend giant Kirby pillows.)
Pick a few of the ambient songs from Portal, make a playlist.
Make it so it doesn’t repeat the playlist, put the speakers on, and shuffle it.
Fall asleep 5 to 10 minutes later.
Feel free to test this theory yourself.
shaon’s guide to falling sleep
1....
Post a picture of your handwriting
trumpetshark:
thegoodsonisbad:
surfdog2000:
getvent:
adriofthedead:
modern-fantasy:
cell113:
w1tch:
shinx:
toushou:
kibro:
huliia:
(oh my gosh both of your handwritings are so cute.)
i write….. so boring
am i funny yet guys?
oops I forgot to sign it
chicken scratchez
and at the end of the decade, man had landed on the moon
5 0 V ☯ L T ☧ H A N T O M: i was trying to go to the bathroom
5 0 V ☯ L T ☧ H A N T O M: and when i tried to open the door
5 0 V ☯ L T ☧ H A N T O M: my hand was a big like rope made of snakes
5 0 V ☯ L T ☧ H A N T O M: and i was just like
5 0 V ☯ L T ☧ H A N T O M: "Fuck off I'm trying to piss"
this is how fighting works right guys
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: GOD
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: I'LL TAKE THIS GREAT RELATIONSHIP
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: AND I WILL
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: ENJOY IT
[Black Cops] Kima Greggs: YOU BETTER BITCH
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: GOD
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: DAMN
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: FUCK
[Black Cops] Kima Greggs entered chat.
[Black Cops] Kima Greggs: GOONS
[Black Cops] Kima Greggs: I CALL UPON YOU
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: god
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: damn
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: fuck
[Black Cops] Lieutenant Traxler: get out
[Black Cops] Kima Greggs: ok
[Black Cops] Kima Greggs left chat.
rosalarian:
Anyone in the Lansing area, I am at the MSU Comics Forum today!
hey bb
hey bb
hey bbbbbbb
all delighted people: dude we should have like a... →
shaon:
charizaro:
trumpetshark:
hajidere:
where everyone draws themselves with their waifus in formal wear
i want to see indu and tobitaka lookin all purdy and stylish
and and and
WHO ELSE HAS WAIFUS srsly do this with me
reblog for infinite yes
WHICH WAIFU SHALL I…
my big secret: i drew that like three days ago
i just like drawing my girlfriend and i in ridiculous outfits
dude we should have like a tumblr prom
charizaro:
trumpetshark:
hajidere:
where everyone draws themselves with their waifus in formal wear
i want to see indu and tobitaka lookin all purdy and stylish
and and and
WHO ELSE HAS WAIFUS srsly do this with me
reblog for infinite yes
WHICH WAIFU SHALL I DRAW hmm hmmm there are so many
ME
hold on i got this
neko and i are the belles of this motherfucking ball
sean-argus:
queenston:
deramon:
TCY Force -...
they look like monsters to you?: REBLOG WITH THE... →
trumpetshark:
malesbian:
surlylesbianfriend:
stereofobija:
peregruzka:
eridenzel:
cocksandgoggles:
Arthritis
paranoid schizophrenia
epilepsy
um, eczema
Cancer and various heart problems :c
Cancer
arthritis
heart problems
Myopia.
It’s really a disease, but with…
DIABETES, HEART DISEASE, 892194589567865 KINDS OF CANCER
OH AND WAIT NEUROFIBROMATOSIS
I have type one of...
pfffft: What if your family was the trolls their... →
monsters-are-not-real:
-terminallycapricious:
vriska-:
vriskadona:
fireking:
zindabad:
myou:
suppa-tenko:
in which case
like
i’m gamzee and i live with equius, vriska and tavros, sollux drops by from time to time, and terezi sends us food
i’m aradia and…i live with two vriskas. and fef visits on holidays.
oh my god, two vriskas, that…
Feferi living alone with Eridan?
...
Shaon: http://i.imgur.com/1CpxX.gif
Hobo Joe: why are there so many backpacks being propelled in his direction at such high speeds
Hobo Joe: thsi gif raises many questions
[Black Cops] Roger Murtaugh: what is he reading
[Black Cops] Roger Murtaugh: why does he hate it
Hobo Joe: why is he so bad at slapping books that he almost falls of his chair doing it
[Black Cops] Roger Murtaugh: why is he even sitting in front
Everdraed: why are the backpacks migrating, it's much too early in the season for them, unless human habitation is pushing them out of their ancestral homes
[Black Cops] Roger Murtaugh: is it staged?
[Black Cops] Roger Murtaugh: i need more gifs
rosalarian:
GPOYGPOYGPOYGPOYGPOYGPOYGPOYGPOYGPOY
shaon and i wanna make a game
Braid did it
Nice try
fuck braid
braid is a myth
Thanks for playing
do something interesting with your game
the twist is
the ball is YOU
and is also a nuke
and you're stalking the nuke
you never had your ball
programmed by m. night shamalyan
s-s-shaon: fuck my sister just so walked in on me when i had "i'm a fag" and nothing else in the entry window
neko spitter: hahahahaaha
s-s-shaon: alt tabbed to firefox
s-s-shaon: which was
s-s-shaon: a picture of cheese
neko spitter: smooth as shit
s-s-shaon: i wear nothing but hipster t-shirts................
s-s-shaon: no pants
s-s-shaon: just hipster tshirts
rei~!: lol
rei~!: thats it
rei~!: over your legs like pants
s-s-shaon: fuck yeah
rei~!: on your head like a turban
s-s-shaon: witty slogans on 90% of the body
rei~!: who needs glasses
rei~!: i put the frames in my tshirts
rei~!: and wear them like ski masks
s-s-shaon: fuck
s-s-shaon: yes
Every “quote of the day”-type post.
These get better and less frequent as time goes on. Updated whenever I get around to it.
2009
February: there’s like 80 of these and it’s not a good time to be awake
March: 2a 2b 4 7 8 13 15 14 16a 16b 16c 20 21a 21b 22 27 29a 29b 31a 31b
April: 4 5 6a 6b 10 11a 11b 12 13 17 22 25 26
May: 1 5 6 8 9a 9b 11 13 16a 16b 20 22 24...
replace every consonant in your name with a "b"
supakitsune:
pterodactyls-swarming:
bobby-john:
wilkesbo0th:
finnocence:
tallerghostwalt:
takingthetardistohogwarts:
damnbledore-:
filthyh0tmess:
taylorhowlett:
thenewengland:
babbab bbibbe
babbob bobbebb
why is this so funny i think i’m going to cry
bebebba bboobb
BOOOB!!!
babbie babbebb
bibobe abbbebb
biebbbib beab bbabbebb
sdgjknhsjgkahdsm
bebebba bbobb
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