pleasecallmeyork:

I’d like to thank whoever sent this in, because now I have learned two very valuable facts. A good Investigator has to be aware of as many of the facts available as possible at all times. 

The first of which is that I can, in fact, touch my nose with my tongue- although its surprisingly difficult. The tongue is a very important sensory organ, but I can’t say its all that flexible.

The second is that I really need to stop answering these in the car.