skuboglesby:

  • RAT: empty their dryer and poop in it. leave the poop to dry. spin cycle the poop.
  • OX: replace all their locks with cubes of animal fat.
  • TIGER: take all of their ketchup. use almost all of it and put it back in their fridge. leave the caps open. also replace the ketchup…

(via deermydear)