- Ketchupface: and a lady explained horse boners to me
- Ketchupface: i didn't even fucking notice he popped a horse boner until he told me that it just means he's relaxed
- Claremonster: you didn't notice his dick elongate by about two feet?
- Ketchupface: i wasn't looking
- Ketchupface: i tend to not stare at horse dicks believe it or not
- Claremonster: it's elongating by two feet, you can' tnot look
- Claremonster: it's just
- Claremonster: wooooooaoooooaooooaooo
- Claremonster: it's like that scene in 2001 a space odyssey
- Claremonster: where the monolith first appears
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not-fun said:
uh so i used to ride horses for like five years and i never once heard that a horse boner means the horse is relaxed. i think it means HE WAS HOT FOR YOU.
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